Friday, June 1, 2012

Thought zombies were just in the movies?

Alert! Alert! Zombies are believed to be infaltrating Florida. Yes, I said zombies. According to the word traveling around town, cannibalistic incidents are being justified by there being a zombie apocalpyse occuring. Uh oh is right. This whole zombie craze seemed to start on Saturday, May 26th when Rudy Gene, 31, was killed by cops while in the process of savagly eating almost the entirety of a homeless man's face. Luckily, the victim survived, but doctors are still trying to figure out a way to mend the man of his brutal injuries. This flesh eating incident has not been the only zombie-like occurence; they are numerous situations sprouting up truly questioning the validity of this zombie belief. Are they really zombies or just humans gone mad? Much of the public appears to be hoping that this is indeed a case of a zombie attack. What could be more exciting to distract people from a routine life? Apart from those people willing to band together in a zombie butt-kicking league, others are contemplating plans of evacuation or even hiding spots in their own homes. Hey, how do you think an alarm would help in this case. Imagine being in your home, zombie trudging towards your door, they bust the door down, and BOOM the alarm goes wild. The zombie frantically turns its head around and around in confusion from the piercing sound and SNAP its head falls right off and the zombie is dead. Afterall, zombies are the living dead, they're fragile ya know. Look at that, the alarm just saved you. Oh dang, you didn't even get to use your newly bought zombie defense weapon. Well let's just save it for the next zombie. Hmmm a zombie apocalypse...we'll feel like actors in a hollywood hit...except without the stunt doubles. Written by Briana Ali http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6vnM9I7HIo

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